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Well well, it’s another fabulous day.. You wake up and proceed to take a shower, singing joyfully as warm water trickles down your face. Spending much time in the mirror being vain as fuck, all the while psyching yourself up for the day. Step outside into the cold, brisk air and get that tingly feeling in your nostrils. Walking down the street, you notice a woman wearing a peacoat coming towards you at an alarming pace so naturally you choose to step to the side and continue walking but you now see that she’s mimicked you and now your 5 seconds away from colliding into the modern day take of sonic the hedgehog tweaked on caffeine. 5 seconds pass and the most obvious choice to you was to stop and stand there so she can pummel herself and drop all her gold rings. You eventually reach school therefore completing the urban Green Hill Zone. Upon arrival your teacher asks you why your late. At that very moment of course your mind goes on a nonsensical tangent of improbable scenarios to explain your tardiness and of course you choose to pick the one where you’ve stayed up to complete your homework, just so you look and feel a little smarter. Satisfied with your response she asks you to summarize the reading that was assigned and of course you didn’t actually stay up to do homework so now you’re screwed on 2 levels. After bullshitting your way through first period you attempt to go to math class to try and be productive and instead emit squels of utter ignorant enjoyment while chatting it up with your broman supreme slice of sort who has spent the better part of half an hour talking about Darksouls. Lunch arrives and so does the red eyes and glossy perception that comes with it. In a dazed effort you attempt to communicate with your peers as to acquire a light for your smoke and like always your left standing there without a response. You think to ask again but dread of the thought of being the kid that people don’t pay attention to. So you choose to ask once gain but much louder than you had anticipated, this time everyone hears and this time someone scrambles to get you a light but not out of courtesy but more along the lines of not having to see you spazz out any harder that you already did. Third period comes along and who’d of figured this is the class you detest the most. Your now so obviously disinterested that you’re honestly doodling. The teacher asks you for your input on the due date of an assignment. You respond almost instantaneously with your head still buried in your illustrations causing a bewildered wave laughter from your peers for your complete lack of interest. +1 for successful interaction by accident! It’s now last period and the girl you kinda like is sitting there. A little more confident in yourself now after that victory, you walk over to her to make small talk. Your mind goes blank and now she’s staring you dead in the eyes, you want to be smooth your not sure how. You shift into what you think to be a more defining and sensual position and instead look completely and utterly dumbfounded. You manage to slowly enunciate the words “keep on trucking” to her. You plummet into an abyss of embarrassment and continue standing there in shock.
I am Brown Sugar
